The Poutine Problem

Oh Poutine! Grab your forks

Being an expat Canadian it’s hard for me not to love the Canadian National Dish, Poutine. Simply put Poutine is french fries topped with cheese curds and gravy. The result is a delicious, cheesy, fattening mess–did I mention it’s also delicious? Ignoring the fact that it’s hugely fattening, the problem with poutine is the gravy. If I could find a restaurant in DC that makes it, I also have to be wary of the animal the gravy comes from; I don’t eat red meat so the gravy either has to be chicken or vegetarian. Most chefs don’t take my needs into consideration so since DC is going through a pork craze there’s a lot of sausage gravy in the few places that have Poutine on the menu.

If Poutine takes off, as it should, in DC I know there’ll be a lot more variations. Right now it’s a delicious novelty and therefore has limited variety.

I wish I could recommend some places in DC to try this food from my homeland, but I haven’t tried any. I’ll update as I try different places as informed by Yelp.

Today’s Watchlist

Simplifying Your Life – I purged a lot when I moved in February, but I still have way too much stuff in my life.

Downsize Doctor is a consultancy that helps people unclutter their lives.

All this leads us to why we want to unclutter our lives in the first place and that’s to find focus to be happy and creative. Flow of operation in which a person performing an activity is fully immersed in a feeling of energized focus, full involvement, and enjoyment in the process of the activity. The book Flow by Mihály Csíkszentmihályi is a good introduction to the psychology.

Industries Being Disrupted or In Need of Disruption

Its not enough publish a list like this and not add explanation, but right now this the beginning of a thought and there will be more coming.

Taxis
Insurance
Doctor Offices
DRM
Banks
Government
Working for the Government
Retirement
Postal Mail
Education
Brands (and the question of what a brand is, i.e. it’s not a logo and a Pantone color)
Non-Profits
Free-time
Web Ads
TV News
Email (I’d rather receive a text than get an email if only the artificial 140 character limit was discarded)
Voicemail

Social Networks like Facebook are in need of disruption, but will probably die first in favor of new networks.

Tim’s Vermeer

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Tim’s Vermeer advances the ever present theory that Vermeer used a camera obscura to help guide his brush. In this case technologist, Tim Jenison, designs and builds a table sized obscura and recreates “The Music Lesson.” Truly the intersection of technology and art and just makes Vermeer’s work even more thrilling.

Film Cameras

Once upon a time I was married and then one day he left me. I think he tried to be kind, but what is kindness when you love someone and he leaves you for someone else? When I moved out of the house we shared he told me that I could leave some things at his house at retrieve them later.

I left three cameras with him, 1) Pentax k-1000 – This was my first ‘real’ camera, it cost $200 at Sears in the Garden City Mall in Winnipeg. 2) Canon EOS 10s – I bought this for school. It was a completely automatic hog of a camera. My professor was right when he said I should have bought something more artsy. 3) Mamiya Twin Lens Reflex – Boy do I love twin lens reflex cameras. To me they are beauty itself. The Mamiya is not quite a Rolliflex, but it’s not bad.

Later turned out to be later than even I imagined and three years on I asked for my cameras back. We didn’t part on good terms so it took me a long time to even try and contact him. I haven’t heard back and maybe I won’t.

Jorge’s Ultimate Liquid Creamsicle

Okay, this isn’t an original idea, but it’s an easy way I found to get that classic Creamsicle flavor.

Here’s all you need for one 15-oz serving:

  • 1 and 1/4 cup vanilla soymilk (not plain! vanilla!)
  • slightly less than 1/3 cup orange juice concentrate

Mix the soymilk and concentrated orange juice, and voila!

We like to serve this in our collection of dead-dot-com beer glasses.

Jorge’s Tofulicious French Toast

This is an original recipe I concocted on December 9th, 2001, and have field tested on about a dozen subjects, none of whom died, and all of whom wanted seconds. It has become the way I make French Toast.

  • 1 block soft tofu (the kind that comes in a plastic tub with water)
  • about 1/2 cup milk
  • goodly amount of cinnamon and nutmeg (much less nutmeg than cinnamon)
  • about 2 tsp vanilla
  • a nice soft white bread (preferably thickly sliced)
  • butter for frying (substitute oil or margarine if you like)

Pre-heat skillet to a highish “medium” temperature.

Drain the water from the tub the tofu came in. Recycle the plastic tub, then whiz everything else together in a blender to a batter of pudding-like consistency. Pour the batter into a wide, flat pan or bowl. Melt butter into the now-hot skillet, then dip both sides of each piece of bread in the batter and fry in the butter. Be careful not to touch two pieces of bread together while frying, because the batter will stick them together as it cooks. Wait at least two minutes before flipping to fry other side so that the batter stiffens the otherwise soft toast.

Makes 4 3-piece servings, which you should put genuine maple syrup on and try to eat slowly (because otherwise your serving will be gone before you know it).